~ Tony ~
2003-10-01 13:24:56 UTC
Man: Take this object, but beware, for it carries a terrible curse...
Homer: Ohh, thats bad.
Man: But it comes with free frogurt!
Homer: Thats good!
Man: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: Thats bad.
Man: But it comes with free topping!
Homer: Thats good!
Man: The topping contains Sodium Benzoate...
Homer: ....
Man: Thats bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
I thought it was from Act I of THOH2, "The Monkey's Paw", but its not...
"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her" -- W. C. Fields
Homer: Ohh, thats bad.
Man: But it comes with free frogurt!
Homer: Thats good!
Man: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: Thats bad.
Man: But it comes with free topping!
Homer: Thats good!
Man: The topping contains Sodium Benzoate...
Homer: ....
Man: Thats bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
I thought it was from Act I of THOH2, "The Monkey's Paw", but its not...
"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her" -- W. C. Fields